Sailing term - say what you mean
GO TO PORT: An alcoholics dream.
LOG ENTRY: You've just 'holed' your boat.
BUMKIN: The only crewman you could get.
HAVE TO: Done immediately after reaching.
IRISH PENNANT: Welling and cross bones.
MAKING SAIL: A favorite term of retailers.
LIFE BUOY: Often called for when awash before the sink.
LASHING DOWN: Meteorologists have got it wrong again.
FREEBOARD: Restricted to au pairs especially on long trips.
CALL FOR WATER: What you should have done at the Marina before you left.
BALLAST: Swearword used when the boom hits your head after going about.
BEATING: Something the wife gives you after you've been playing around all day with a tiller.
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